Cosby jello shots ☁️

What’s Bill Cosby’s stance on jello shots? Conflicted? Probably.

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You know how there’s like candy and mints in bathrooms sometimes? That’s the last place I want by open food is around all this shit!
So I was thinking about how a lot of people feel shame while they masturbate. Actually, I feel like if God didn’t want us to “j that shit off,” he wouldn’t have given us small sandwich baggies filled with warm grape jelly and rubber bands.
Toothpicks are bullshit. They don’t work. If you have something in your teeth, they won’t get it out. They’re thicker than every tooth gap.
What do you get when you cross the holocaust with a baby-clothing store? Oshkosh B’g-Auschwitz.
A lot of people ask me if I’ve ever tried to suck my own dick. And no, I haven’t! Cause I can’t!
I like a vagina to be nice and bald. Nothing makes my penis harder than when a girl’s vagina looks like a baby’s butt.
I know it’s not true, but I feel like twins get half the stuff in the womb.
When someone talks about like, “I just met this girl and she was down for whatever.” That just means like ass fucking. That’s the only other thing!

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That reminded me of when Mike and Omar would take out the trash when they were young boys... Good Epps.
Coins are so worthless now that it’s gone from “You can keep the change” to “Can you keep the change?”
I think there should be a contraption for putting on socks. But wouldn’t that be cool if there were two socks upright in this metal bracket on the ground and you just put your feet into it.
This is a true story: One time I said to a guy that I loved learning new things. I was like, “I’m a bit of an infomaniac.” And he thought I said nymphomaniac. So he fucked me. And I said, “No, no, no! I like info! I’m an infomanic!” and he said, “Well here’s some info, you just got fucked. Clean yourself up!”
I bought a book on how to read. That thing was impossible to get through! (Then Scott explains that they did that exact joke – but better – on his TV show).
You know Amazon the website? What does that look like in person? That’s gotta be one big room, huh?
That guy I was telling you about, my friend in high school that did heroin? He was a good student, and he did do a lot of heroin and with used needles. He got straight aids.