My friend can’t read and he’s trying to be a DJ. His DJ name is JD Dyslexic.
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It’s weird that pineapple supposedly makes your semen taste better, yet semen makes pineapple taste terrible!
Coins are so worthless now that it’s gone from “You can keep the change” to “Can you keep the change?”
I’m actually pretty sad. My therapist died a couple days ago and I have no one to talk to about it. When I get really sad like this, I find solace in just thinking that my wife probably won’t be born for another 30 years.
I just found out that McDonalds tortures their chickens; they boil them alive and slit their throats or something, and all sorts of crazy shit. But when I found this out I couldn’t believe it: that they use chicken in chicken nuggets, because I’ve never seen part of a chicken that is shaped naturally like a boot or an oval.
I’m not impressed by juggling. Ok whatever you learned how to do that. That’s not a thing I chose to learn.
This is a true sidebar: I just saw that Jennifer Convertibles just opened up a car dealership. It’s called Jennifer Sofas.
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When someone talks about like, “I just met this girl and she was down for whatever.” That just means like ass fucking. That’s the only other thing!
I’m starting a campaign to change bygones into something. Everyone’s always trying to let them be bygones.
How come the shelves at Bed, Bath and Beyond be so tall? They should just call that place Tall Shelves, Tall Shelves, and Tall Shelves.
You know how everyone says if you’re gonna get a dog you should adopt it? All fucking dogs are adopted! No one shoots dogs out of their pussies. Unless you’re Mrs. Brodis, Snoop’s mom.
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