Brendan Schaub

Stand-up comedian



March 18, 1983


Aurora, Colorado

Aurora, CO


38 years old

A little about Brendan

MMA career

After signing with Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) in 2009 to compete on The Ultimate Fighter, he fought for the company until 2014. He officially retired from mixed martial arts (MMA) in 2015

Hooked on Oxy

After getting a broken nose in his fight with Mirko Cro Cop, he was prescribed Oxycontin pills for recovery and was addicted to them for months.

Short pro football career

Schaub went undrafted in the 2006 NFL Draft but would be signed by the Buffalo Bills to their practice squad. He was released from the team prior to start of the regular season and went on to sign with the Arena Football League's Utah Blaze. He the...

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Favorite athletes growing up

junior seau, ryan sandberg, and dan Marino. random as fuck i know


bench was 225 28 times, deadlift 600+, pull ups was 34 straight arm. the rest i dont remeber exactly.
self conscious of being a failure. its all i think about and is why i work so much. its an issue.
no, a lot of people think i retired cause of Rogan. Anyone that knows me knows im not influenced very easily. even tho rogan is a super close friend. it was more the perfect storm of evrything. rogan, reebok, Dana, podcast success. just wasnt worth it to fight anymore.