Would you rather, goat edition

Q: Would you rather have sex with a goat and no one will ever know, or not have sex with a goat and have the whole world think you did? A: I'd rather not have sex with a goat and just use that pain and suffering for my comedy and my act, that everyone thought I did. My next special would be "I swear I did not have sex with that goat."

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Q: Would you rather…Change gender every time you sneeze? Or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby? A: I mean, that's the worst question I have ever heard in my life. I would choose the muffin baby thing because they are both so delicious.

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